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00100	Close encounters 
00200	
00300	   of the first kind:	   Sighting a UFO
00400	   of the second kind:	   Physical evidence of alien activity
00500	   of the third kind:	   Contact
00600	   of the fourth kind:	   Accepting a collect call from an alien
00700	   of the fifth kind:	   Contracting Herpes from an alien
00800	   of the sixth kind:	   Having your windshield cleaned on the corner
00900					of Houston and Broadway by an alien
01000	   of the seventh kind:	   Marrying an alien
01100	   of the eighth kind:	   Watching an alien movie with subtitles
01200	   of the ninth kind:	   Having your pants hemmed by an alien
01300	   of the tenth kind:	   Buying a brand of coffee endorsed by an alien
01400	   of the eleventh kind:   Winning an alien in a raffle
01500	   of the twelfth kind:	   Being psychoanalyzed by an alien
01600	
01700		(Taken from Steven Goldleaf in the SoHo weekly)